TSA: "The almighty says, 'Don't change the subject; just answer the [expletive deleted] questions.'"

I'm glad to hear that Mr. Bierfeldt with the Campaign for Liberty has filed suit after his unreasonable detention at the hands of the TSA for simply refusing to tell the pink-cheeked oppressors why he was carrying $4700 in cash.

TSA spokesman Greg Soule says, welllllllll, yeah, um, you really don't HAVE to tell us why you're carrying the money, 'cuz there's no upper limit for domestic flights, but that's not the point. YOU GOTTA TELL US WHATEVER WE WANNA KNOW. I MEAN, YOU BETTER RECONIZE WE'RE THE PO-LICE AND WE DESERVE RESPECK 'CUZ WE KEEP STOOPID DUMB CIVILIANS SAFE LIKE THE THIN BLUE LINE! I mean, we went to TSA school and you didn't! Sniffle.

Let's wish Mr. Bierfeldt the best, even though he might have made a deal with the devil in this particular fight.